Thankfully, it’s not what you’re thinking. But it’s almost as bad.
Someone decided he needed a Pikachu, the mouse Pokémon. Of course, no knitting pattern for a Pikachu exists, so I had to knit it on the fly. I got no rest from hassling until it was done… equal to mouse damage, if you ask me!
The knitting is not the finest example of my work, and I am absolutely terrible at embroidery, but at least he’s happy and has stopped the infernal pestering!